How Do YOU Wipe your Tooch?

[sckt!tties.]

Someone send this to me and despite it being...maybe a little....forward and what not but it becomes sort of interesting when you start to think about it lol

Clicky at your own risk, read the link.

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[[THANATOS].-Hades]

This insued a long conversation on shitting and public toilets on vent.

[Spluff]

Sidesaddle is more fun than backwards.

[EDIT - I only ever piss in public toilets. I'd rather die from an impacted colon than sit on one of those things. Not only do people manage to piss on the seat, sometimes they manage to shit on it. How the fuck is that possible? ]

[[THANATOS].-Hades]

Get on vent spluff, funny shit (pun intended).

Metals friend has volunteered to try the backwards crouch mount thing live and his comments are being relayed via phone, too fucking funny.

[[THANATOS].Homebrew]

That thread is interesting.
I will try the reverse sitting next time I have to use the crapper.<br /><br />-- Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:29 am --<br /><br />Spluff, I totally agree with you and the use of public bathrooms. Gross!
Butt, if you must use one be sure to build a nest of T.P. around the rim and throw some in the dumper to cut down on the splash, or hover.

[[THANATOS].Pommiewog]

[THANATOS Wrote:.Spluff"]Sidesaddle is more fun than backwards.

[EDIT - I only ever piss in public toilets. I'd rather die from an impacted colon than sit on one of those things. Not only do people manage to piss on the seat, sometimes they manage to shit on it. How the fuck is that possible? ]

One day i was literally dying to "drop the kids off", ran for dear life into a public toilet, ran into the only empty cubicle to find.......




sperm on the seat!!!!!!!


the "kids" still havent been dropped off!!!! lol

[ENFORC3R]

The RTT gets kinda a messy, so idk if you want to try it.

I will never take a shit in a public bathroom either, i literally shit myself one time cause i didnt want to use the public restroom

[sckt!tties.]

i think i would use a public toilet before i shit myself....................................

[[THANATOS].Shiver-]

sckt!tties. Wrote:i think i would use a public toilet before i shit myself....................................

<br /><br />-- Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:34 pm --<br /><br />

[THANATOS Wrote:.Homebrew"]That thread is interesting.
I will try the reverse sitting next time I have to use the crapper.

-- Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:29 am --

Spluff, I totally agree with you and the use of public bathrooms. Gross!
Butt, if you must use one be sure to build a nest of T.P. around the rim and throw some in the dumper to cut down on the splash, or hover.

This. And I shall try both of these now lol.. sidesaddle and reverse. Wtf.

And this is win:
"Jon B
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:50 pm

I wipe until theres blood on the paper."

[[THANATOS].Metal]

This comment wins:


Jesus
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:44 am

1. Flex body around and down past scrotum.
2. Stand in Toilet Cubicle.
3. Open Mouth
4. Shit into Mouth.
5. Chew.
6. Swallow.
7. Wipe ass with toungu or optionally, hair.

[=[C]=Got-it]

I think i've found another way to clean up your Tooch! LMAO!

[[THANATOS].-Hades]

=[C Wrote:=Got-it"]I think i've found another way to clean up your Tooch! LMAO!

stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid idiot.

Edit: Just to clear up confusion, not you but the person in the video sticking that shit up his ass.

[=[C]=Got-it]

[THANATOS Wrote:.-Hades"]

=[C Wrote:=Got-it"]I think i've found another way to clean up your Tooch! LMAO!

stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid idiot.

Edit: Just to clear up confusion, not you but the person in the video sticking that shit up his ass.

Oh, I know bud . This is the kind of things that gets me going when i'm tired after a long day of work. LOL.

Sry, if i highjack the thread or anything. Just couldn't resist, hehe.

[[THANATOS].Shiver-]

OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Funniest shit I've seen in some time.

[sckt!tties.]

OH MY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WOWWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAH
that was great hahahahha which one is you got it? please tell me u were him hahahahahhaha