What you All feared has come true! (Important Message)

[[THANATOS].-Nitro-]

Hooah!
Congratulations bro
Changing cars was a good move

[Spluff]

Oh no, tiny little scoop clones. There's something particularly surreal about discovering your worst nightmare at the same time it comes to pass...

I'm just kidding. My worst nightmare is to be trapped inside a room with Coldplay performing live.

Good luck with the kid, Scoop, I can't think of many people who would make a better father.

[[THANATOS].-Hades]

Spluff Wrote:I can't think of many people who would make a better father.

Darth Vader.

[Spluff]

[THANATOS Wrote:.-Hades"]Darth Vader.

Nothing wrong with a bit of tough love.

[=[C]=Companyman]

Scoop, you're a good man, and good luck on your new tax deduction! As long as you're "married with children" you'll never have to worry about what to do with your money.

The good news: If you have several daughters, you can buy a copy of my new best seller... "How To Raise Your Daughters For Fun and Profit" and get a free copy of my pamphlet, "Getting the most out of your children on the White Slave Market." AND a 50% discount on, "How To Get an Additional 8 INCHES!! Reach When Swinging at the Kids From the Front Seat of the Car" Imagine the surprised look on their faces, when they THINK they've moved out of range!

I'll also include a FREE copy of my Advice Flyer, "How to fake a cat allergy, so you don't have to put up with her F#$*ing cat!"

All in good humor, bud. Just remember that communication is a two way street... Yelling doesn't count. I've got almost 38 years of happy marriage, because we complete, not compete with each other. Care more about her, than you do yourself, and she'll do the same.

Good luck, my friend.

Yer ol' uncle =[C]=Companyman