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Rogue Warrior
11-30-2009, 08:03 PM
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Rogue Warrior
Wow this game is terrible, hard to believe Bethesda made this.

-Linear gameplay: Don't even make it interesting or anything like CoD, just one endless maze with the same textures all over.
-AI: only the artificial part, intelligence is not included (i.e. scripted paths for enemies - so they will run their route even if you flank them and shoot them, they will not turn around and shoot until they get to their scripted spot)
-Graphics: would have looked good 6-7 years ago. Grenades look like firecrackers.
-horrible soundfx
-seems like they only have 5-6 enemy models so it feels like you're killing them over and over and over throughout the game.
-predictable story, horrible cut scenes.
-continuity: apparently when you pick up guns you only "borrow" them until the next cut scene and then you get the old guns that you dropped again.
-cussing every other second is what all the cool people do, apparently being in SF you are naturally a douchebag who can't say a sentence or phrase without using fuck, dick, nuts, etc.

And the worst thing about the game: the god damn dialogue. It seems the main character is voiced over by some guy locked in a basement and forced to say the stupidest rude comments/phrases he can come up with (which means about 10 phrases he uses every 2 seconds with a few words switched around). So unless you like hearing things like "Fuck, fucking shit", "stupid commie ***** damn **** shit", "**** small dick *** fucker", "fucking *** other random words fuck", "BOOM TIME! Die pencil ****!

And one of the "best" lines: "I'm gonna kill you and then I'm going to wrap my hairy fucking nuts around your neck". <- Not the exact quote, can't remember it.
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12-01-2009, 11:07 AM
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wow, sounds terrible
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12-01-2009, 07:43 PM
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[THANATOS Wrote:.Teo"]wow, Hades is terrible
[THANATOS].Teo: i thought i was in love when i saw hypa in his muscle shirt but i did the jerk off test and when i was done i felt nothing Sad
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12-01-2009, 08:38 PM
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^ was wondering when you would come back to make comments like that, its been a while.
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12-03-2009, 10:52 AM
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12-04-2009, 12:58 PM
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hahaha
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12-04-2009, 09:47 PM
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I also laughed at that review.
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