Most epic Win

[[THANATOS].Teo]

So I was at my girls house last night. I arrived about 2 hours after I said I would be there and on the way over she suggested I just stay home cuz she was tired and mad. I went anyway considering I was more than half way there (40 minute drive) We made amends and had a decent night but It was very clear that I would not be getting and play.. not even a foot job..

So we go to bed, my balls just as full of sperm as before I left....

Well, that night Sure enough I had a dream, a sex dream, and she was in it... So we fucked in my dream and when I woke up I realized that I came all over her bedspread.


I win.

[[THANATOS].Sneye.GT]

Nicely done!

Reminds me of an old joke. How long does it take for a woman to come?










Who cares.



:ymsmug: B-)

[[THANATOS].Metal]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[[THANATOS].Zer0-^GT]

Jesus teo.

It really wouldnt suprise me if you would be the first person that's dreaming about having sex with your own GIRLFRIEND.
You wont survive a marriage or relationship without banging some superhot pornstar or model or actress in your dreams.

I'd really like to call this an epic fail.

And please, dont tell me you've let her mom clean the sheets. She most certaintly shat her pants when she saw the green goo on that babymaker blanket. Fucking ultrasmall weedplants looking for some eggcells.

[[THANATOS].Teo]

[THANATOS Wrote:.Zer0-^GT"]Jesus teo.

It really wouldnt suprise me if you would be the first person that's dreaming about having sex with your own GIRLFRIEND.
so


You wont survive a marriage or relationship without banging some superhot pornstar or model or actress in your dreams.
no


I'd really like to call this an epic fail.
so


And please, dont tell me you've let her mom clean the sheets. She most certaintly shat her pants when she saw the green goo on that babymaker blanket. Fucking ultrasmall weedplants looking for some eggcells.
shes just that hot

[[THANATOS].Sneye.GT]

B-)

[[THANATOS].-Hades]

Teo never fails because he is a Teo. So suck it eurohoe.