Gotta love the wife

[[THANATOS].El-Huevo]

A guy got pullover by an officer when he was driving to his house in the company of his wife.

Guy:- What's the problem officer?
Officer:- You were going 75 when it's a zone of 50
Guy:- No sir, I was going 53
Wife:- Tha'ts not true John, you were going 70
The guy makes a warning look to his wife

Officer:- I'm also gonna make a ticker for having a broken light
Guy:- Broken light? which one? I didn't knew!!!
Wife:- Don't play dumb John, that light has been broken for weeks
This time the guy takes a look at his wife that equivalent to 15 slaps

Officer:- I'm also gonna ticket you for not wearing the safety belt.
Guy:- But if I only took it off from the moment you stop me
Wife:-But if you never wear it!!!!
This time the guy can't take it any more and he yells at his wife:
- WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

Officer:- Ma'm, does your husband usually talks to you like this?
Wife:- No, only when he's drunk

L-) :happy-jumpeveryone:

[[THANATOS].-Hades]

noice.